..dream replies to annoying comments..

...what I really want to say to some extremely annoying people..


Annoying Comment: you look like you've put on some weight/your belly is bigger!!
Dream Reply: Really?! Thanks a lot for telling me, I thought maybe I was just plain pregnant. Now that I realize I do not look like an anorexic super model, I should just shoot myself, shouldn't I..? Nothing in life is worth living for if you're not super skinny.

Annoying Comment: when will you and your boyfriend get married? It's about time...
Dream Reply: when are you planning to read a full real book? when will you regularly go to the gym? when will you fart next? when will you realize you have Virginitis and loosen up..?

Annoying Comment: you're an alcoholic
Dream Reply: you're a fastfoodolic. And you have Virginitis.

Annoying Comment: have you ever thought of straightening your hair? It's too curly.. your life will be easier..
Dream Reply: have you ever thought of how shallow are..?

Annoying Comment: fasting is good for health, you should try it..
Dream Reply: minding your own business is good for your health, you should try it..

Annoying Comment: you're too radical
Dream Reply: your ass is too tight